Movies Reviews For Alcoholic Narcoleptics

The Amys’ “Star Trek Into Darkness” Movie Review from Leonardo Adrian Garcia on Vimeo.

Lindsey and Courtney break down the intricacies of where this Star Trek movie fits in the canon of all the other Star Trek shows/movies/toys. Hey, do you guys remember that song “Banditos” by The Refreshments?

The Amys’ “The Great Gatsby” Movie Review from Leonardo Adrian Garcia on Vimeo.

Lindsey and Courtney sat down with a large bottle they later learned was filled with LSD and watched Baz Luhrmann’s latest music video-cum-feature film The Great Gatsby.

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The Amys’ “Guys Book Club: Season 2” Movie Review from Leonardo Adrian Garcia on Vimeo.

Lindsey and Courtney did things a little differently this week as they sat down to review a webseries from Chicago filmmaker George Zwierz Jr., Guys Book Club.

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The Amys’ “The Big Wedding” Movie Review from Leonardo Adrian Garcia on Vimeo.

Lindsey and Courtney tied the knot, then shot up some black tar heroin before catching this week’s movie, The Big Wedding. It was real cute. The drug stuff. Not the movie.

The Amys’ “Oblivion” Movie Review from Leonardo Adrian Garcia on Vimeo.

Lindsey and Courtney invited their good friend Emily FitzPatrick into their private screening room to watch Tom Cruise’s latest subliminal advert for Scientology, Oblivion.

[Ed. note: This movie is not about Scientology.]

The Amys’ “42” Movie Review from Leonardo Adrian Garcia on Vimeo.

Lindsey and Courtney took in a midnight screening of 42, and came away having a newfound respect for the trials and tribulations of the white male in the 1940s.

The Amys’ “Jurassic Park 3D” Movie Review from Leonardo Adrian Garcia on Vimeo.

Lindsey and Courtney felt like they were 10 years old again watching a corporation’s blatant cash grab with Jurassic Park 3D.

[Ed. note: It’s triceratops poop. Not stegosaurus poop.]

The Amys’ “Tyler Perry’s Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor” Movie Review from Leonardo Adrian Garcia on Vimeo.

Everything’s coming up Tyler Perry, literally, as Lindsey and Courtney have been vomiting profusely since their viewing of the auteur’s latest work, Tyler Perry’s Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor.

The Amys’ “Admission” Movie Review from Leonardo Adrian Garcia on Vimeo.

Lindsey and Courtney are joined by their good friend Mel Evans, of the An Hour With Your Ex podcast and Hitch Cocktails, to dissect the latest Lily Tomlin vehicle, Admission.

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The Amys’ “The Incredible Burt Wonderstone” Review from Leonardo Adrian Garcia on Vimeo.

Lindsey and Courtney caught a midnight screening of The Incredible Burt Wonderstone. How’d the do that? I’ll never tell.

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